>>> LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
>>>
>>> The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in asentence.
>>> Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
>>> and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."The teacher said,
>>> "That was good,
>>> but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
>>> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to
>>> see Rock City and I was "fascinated."The teacher said,
>>> "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word
>>> "fascinate."Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
>>> because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally
>>> decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she
>>> called on him.Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with
>>> ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten
>>> eight."
>>>
>>> The teacher sat down and cried. |
