Turbo
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| Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:33 am Post subject: The Baby Skunk |
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The Baby Skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one
very cold night when the wife asks her husband
to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying
at the side of the road, and she got out to see
if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's
nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it
warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, " O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man might possibly recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit out of him,
died at the scene.   |
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