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DSMdave
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: t-shirt/item slogan ideas |
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Ok I've come up with/stolen a few slogans for shirts and other things. Tell me what you like and what you don't. We need to narrow it down to 8 or so. Also add in your own if you think some of the ones here are lame.
God created Snail lag to give V8s a chance
Lag- Whiplash preventer
Friends don't let friends drive slow cars
We spool; You drool
There is no replacement for displacement.... then why am I passing you?
It's not how fast you can go it's how quickly you can get there.
Got Traction?
Laugh now....cry later
My other car is reliable....but slow.
Forced induction; turning people into machanics since 1989.
If you can't read this you must drive a honda.
Gone V8 hunting be back in seconds
If it's broke...Mod it!
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laxian55
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We get it up faster, with a picture of a tach redlined.
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hous
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my mom drive's a minivan that'd be a good one...hahaha I don't know I'm drunk and just shit myself, I think.  |
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dave
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super mario tuned |
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Amityevo
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| Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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i really like these ones:
-God created Snail lag to give V8s a chance
-Friends don't let friends drive non asperated cars
-We spool; You drool
-There is no replacement for displacement.... then why am I passing you?
i like these:
-Got Traction? ( will be good but we have to specify with awd word or pic ... something)
-Forced induction; turning people into machanics since 1989.
-If you can't read this you must drive a honda.
-Gone V8 hunting be back in seconds
...and for the girls a couple ideas: my boyfriends car is faster than yours or i only ride boosted
Then for ours novelty t-shirt ...boost gets you laid |
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DSMdave
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| Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:12 am Post subject: |
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I got a few from the guys on dsmtuners
-A naturally aspirated engine is an engine with never-ending lag.
-Snail cars are like hot women. Every guy wants one, some guys can't afford one, some guys can't handle one...
-"Boost-Either you get it, or you don’t."
-VTEC.... All of the lag none of the Snail. Its like waiting for bad sex.
-Half the size - twice the power. Accept it already.
-2.0 liter v8 eater....
-BOOST And you thought Crack was addicting......
-Speed Kills, so Drive a Honda and Live Forever.
-The replacement for displacement.
-Who said snails are slow?
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laxian55
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You're trailin' cause we're Snail'in!
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Amityevo
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i like:
-Snail cars are like hot women. Every guy wants one, some guys can't afford one, some guys can't handle one...
-Half the size - twice the power. Accept it already.
-BOOST And you thought Crack was addicting......
-Speed Kills, so Drive a Honda and Live Forever |
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S2K
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What's this about honda!?!? we'll see come PRP. THIS N/A HONDA IS GOING TO BEAT HALF YOUR SNAILEYS, ILL EVEN PUT MONEY DOWN! -f20c spoon |
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DSMdave
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Awww your car doesn't count! S2ks and NSXs don't count because they are sexy and worth modding..Besides what do you have sitting at home with the plan of putting it on your car to make it fast! A Snail! So you know the need for speed like we all do...Oh and I hardly count Fien's Snail as a real Snail...It's more like a lego, or a minature scale of a real Snail. He needs to get rid of the grocery gitter Snail and get a real one.
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RedRiceS14
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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great slogans guys |
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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alright I want a shirt or something to say.
D.S.M.
Dangerous Street Machine
maybe have a pic of a sick 4g63 engine on the back or something with the snail speed logo on the sleeve or something. |
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RedRiceS14
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no no no all wrong
its Dip Shit Motors |
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hous
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pttttttttttttthhhhhhh it's Drug's Sex Money fool you outta know that by now. Duh |
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DSMdave
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Wow DSM envy!
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