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KiwiPete
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| Posted: May, 03, 2009 pm:UTC Sun, 03 May 2009 22:40:36 +0000 Post subject: Blatant theft |
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If there's one thing that CNS has taught me, it's to steal funny threads from other boards.
This is from some lesser Kiss board.
It's one of those "Caption this pic" things.
The entries:
- You spell that T-H-A-Y-E-R...right?
- I've joined the dots to number 7 but what comes after that kid?
- You say you're 10 years old and your mom was at the Dodgers Stadium 31st October 1998.? Hmm...
- You see, you draw a cock like this.... then add some hairy balls....and a few dotted lines shooting out the top and... VOILA!!
- Little girl- "Sorry what was your name again? The sign says meet the man who met Gene Simmons"
- Mr Freshmint, why are you scribbling all over my dad's super rare Kiss comic?
- ...*sniff* Dad, that man smells of wee!
- What's your name dear??
Karen? That's a nice name...........now you don't happen to know mine do you so I can write that too!
- ACE "Look, Gene needs to be standing on a giant money bag, let me draw it in here, there are $100 dollar bill spilling out of the top, cus' that's all he cares about, the greedy bastard! Ack!!"
Girl "Can't you just put 'to Claire'? DDDAAAD-DDYY!!" *sob*
- Ace - " Here's the deal.... one autograph if she spits, two if she swallows."
- Kid: That's the cowardly lion's autograph. Now all I need is the scarecrow and I've the full set.
- Listen grandad, either shit or get off the pot. Release a new album or sod off to some retirement home in Florida
- Ace: "Name?"
Kid: "Just make it out to E. Bay"
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Cast No Shadow
Fuck You Mike Love
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| Posted: May, 04, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 04 May 2009 15:24:57 +0000 Post subject: |
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"OK, make it out 'To my very bestest friend'. My name is Eric Singer. That's S-C-A-B-B-Y D-O-O. I play drums!"
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KiwiPete
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| Posted: May, 04, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 04 May 2009 15:46:52 +0000 Post subject: |
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My Dad says he can't wait to download your new album, Mr Freebie. What's a 'torrent"?
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| Posted: May, 04, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 04 May 2009 17:27:47 +0000 Post subject: |
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"- Kid: That's the cowardly lion's autograph. Now all I need is the scarecrow and I've the full set."
Not evem close, kid.
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| Posted: May, 05, 2009 pm:UTC Tue, 05 May 2009 13:08:13 +0000 Post subject: |
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"- Kid: That's the cowardly lion's autograph. Now all I need is the scarecrow and I've the full set."
Not evem close, kid.
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Fucking classic!!
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