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KiwiPete
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| Posted: Jan, 26, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:04:58 +0000 Post subject: On the bus |
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You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart.
Luckily the music is very loud.
So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize.
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You're listening to your I-pod
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lenora
Over 40 and fabulous
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| Posted: Jan, 27, 2009 am:UTC Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:08:01 +0000 Post subject: |
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Cast No Shadow
Fuck You Mike Love
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| Posted: Jan, 28, 2009 pm:UTC Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:16:06 +0000 Post subject: |
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Mon farts to a syncopated latin beat. It's the South American equivalent to beat-boxing.
FACT.
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| Posted: Jan, 29, 2009 pm:UTC Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:17:12 +0000 Post subject: |
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