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| Posted: Mar, 24, 2009 pm:UTC Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:42:43 +0000 Post subject: TWO WOMEN WHO WERE FRIENDS DIE THE SAME DAY.... |
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... and find each other in Purgatory.
"How did you die"? friend #1 asks.
"Frozen", replies friend #2.
"Wow! Musta been horrible! What did you feel?"
"Well", friend #2 tells, "At first you start feeling chills so bad, you can't stop shaking. Then comes a very deep pain, numbness and finally you fall asleep. How 'bout you?"
"Mine was a heart attack", friend #1 said.
"And how did it happen?"
"You see, I'm a very JEALOUS person", #1 explains. "I was quite positive that my husband was cheating, so one day I get out of work early with the intention of catching him with a woman. I get home, run upstairs and see him there, watching TV. Then I run downstairs to the basement to see if she was there. Nothing. Run back upstairs, check on the closet, nothing. Run downstairs, check under the living room couch. Nothing. Then run back upstairs and that's when it hit me".
"You stupid bitch", says #2, "have you checked in the fridge, we both would still be alive!"
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| Posted: Mar, 24, 2009 pm:UTC Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:45:03 +0000 Post subject: |
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Cast No Shadow
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| Posted: Mar, 24, 2009 pm:UTC Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:56:40 +0000 Post subject: |
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YOINK! (CNS steals the post)
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| Posted: Mar, 24, 2009 pm:UTC Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:05:51 +0000 Post subject: |
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Ah - HA!! So you're the one that stole my "fat food" thread from SAO.
I have my spies....
(well, I used to. Not talking again, now)
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| Posted: Mar, 25, 2009 am:UTC Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:29:25 +0000 Post subject: |
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A man brings roses home for his wife.
"They're beautiful!" she says. "Does this mean I have to spread my legs tonight?"
The husband says "Why? Don't we have any vases?"
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| Posted: Mar, 25, 2009 am:UTC Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:47:50 +0000 Post subject: |
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Cast No Shadow
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| Posted: Mar, 25, 2009 am:UTC Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:52:25 +0000 Post subject: |
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| KiwiPete wrote: |
Ah - HA!! So you're the one that stole my "fat food" thread from SAO.
I have my spies....
(well, I used to. Not talking again, now) |
Wasn't that from Yahoo?
Either way.... I prefer the term "purloined". 
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| Posted: Mar, 25, 2009 am:UTC Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:53:30 +0000 Post subject: |
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| actifzoe wrote: |
A man brings roses home for his wife.
"They're beautiful!" she says. "Does this mean I have to spread my legs tonight?"
The husband says "Why? Don't we have any vases?" |
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| Cast No Shadow wrote: |
Wasn't that from Yahoo?
Either way.... I prefer the term "purloined". |
I prefer "inspired by".
I only posted it after my daughter showed me that site.
Maybe it was on Yahoo.
Oh well. I'm charging you royalties anyway.
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