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| Posted: Apr, 18, 2009 pm:UTC Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:15:39 +0000 Post subject: Dynasty cover |
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Imposters look ridiculous. As usual.
Next to Toomy's freakish enormous head, Eric looks like a midget.
Midget porn is funny. Midget Kiss is not.
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| Posted: Apr, 18, 2009 pm:UTC Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:10:14 +0000 Post subject: |
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Have you noticed that ALL of the latest Gene pics have him with the tongue stuck out?
I figure it's the only way his fat mug won't look like a black and white Halloween pumpkin.
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| Posted: Apr, 18, 2009 pm:UTC Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:51:52 +0000 Post subject: |
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Excellent point. Now I'm gonna think about that every time I see the fat fuck.
Still..... opening his mouth does tend to extend his face, so it's a smart move.
A powerful and attractive man.
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| Posted: Apr, 20, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:19:05 +0000 Post subject: |
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A morning dump looks more powerful and attractive than that douchebag.
Fuck him in the eye.
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| Posted: Apr, 20, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:15:41 +0000 Post subject: |
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| MóN wrote: |
A morning dump looks more powerful and attractive than that douchebag.
Fuck him in the eye.
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| Posted: Apr, 21, 2009 pm:UTC Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:25:56 +0000 Post subject: |
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Side by side, you can really see that Toomy can't even fucking do the makeup right.  :
All signs point to "KILL YOURSELF, TOOMY!"
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| Posted: Apr, 21, 2009 pm:UTC Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:27:21 +0000 Post subject: |
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| MóN wrote: |
Have you noticed that ALL of the latest Gene pics have him with the tongue stuck out?
I figure it's the only way his fat mug won't look like a black and white Halloween pumpkin.
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Pretend I photoshopped Gene's mask onto this.... don't have time today. 
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| Posted: Apr, 21, 2009 pm:UTC Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:56:50 +0000 Post subject: |
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Side by side, you can really see that Toomy can't even fucking do the makeup right. :
All signs point to "KILL YOURSELF, TOOMY!" |
Ace couldn't either.
Look closely, ad you'll notice he was "dragging" the makeup to his left.
He musta been way beyond LOADED for that shoot. 
How 'bout ol' noodle-arms?
One green area WAY bigger than the other? They told him to rush to the photo set when he had only his right nostril filled up.
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| Posted: Apr, 22, 2009 pm:UTC Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:03:47 +0000 Post subject: |
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while we're on the subject, has anyone else noticed that in the painting on the Destroyer cover, Ace is depicted in a fairy like pose? just wondering.
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| Posted: Apr, 22, 2009 pm:UTC Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:06:19 +0000 Post subject: |
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You mean his hand? Yeah - been wondering about that for years.
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| Posted: Apr, 22, 2009 pm:UTC Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:51:16 +0000 Post subject: |
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Oh, that goes back to the time when Peter used to pound Ace's ass like an oil well, hence the "hand signal"....
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| Posted: Apr, 22, 2009 pm:UTC Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:52:30 +0000 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Apr, 23, 2009 am:UTC Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:13:52 +0000 Post subject: |
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That's from the Love Gun era, when Ace finally discovered that Paul's cock was bigger than Petey's.
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| Posted: Apr, 23, 2009 pm:UTC Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:26:32 +0000 Post subject: |
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You mean his hand? Yeah - been wondering about that for years.
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It's supposed to look like he's playing air guitar. (seriously)
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| Posted: Apr, 23, 2009 pm:UTC Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:28:17 +0000 Post subject: |
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If I wasn't at work, I'd Photoshop a handbag on his arm.
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