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| Posted: Nov, 01, 2009 pm:UTC Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:10:01 +0000 Post subject: Oh, I'm so excited..... |
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MC Hammer, the man who made the early 90s synonymous with parachute pants will be in New Zealand next week.
He will be launching an Xbox 360 game Lips: Number One Hits, which features his iconic 1990 single U Can't Touch This.
MC Hammer, now at the ripe age of 47, will attend the launch party, to talk to the media and demonstrate the game at Auckland's Sale St bar next Thursday.
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:46:20 +0000 Post subject: |
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I'm surprised he had the time in his busy schedule to attend.
Well, I guess promoting his new single/album/tour isn't on the cards....
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:56:44 +0000 Post subject: |
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He's here to promote his new album and range of action figures - Sonic Boombox
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:00:05 +0000 Post subject: |
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(grabs box, throw it on the fire)
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:04:47 +0000 Post subject: |
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(Hammer gets in your face and challenges you for the glove)
"Well... Michael ain't usin' it no more", he shrugs
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:17:58 +0000 Post subject: |
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UH-OH! UH-OH, UH-OH!
UH-OH! UH-OH, UH-OH!
UH-OH! UH-OH, UH-OH!
UH-OH! UH-OH, UH-OH... STOP. Break it down!
Remember when Hammer kept "calling out" Jacko, challenging him to a dance-off, saying he was bigger than MJ, blah blah blah?
Now, Hammer's promoting... his same one track, which is him rapping over an old Rick James record, because it was used in a video game-- while Jacko's selling out houses at movie theatres across the country, people wanting so badly to see him that they're buying tickets weeks in advance to watch his REHEARSALS.
Michael wins. Twice. 
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:31:40 +0000 Post subject: |
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Pretty sad when your career's getting an ass-kicking by a dead guy, while you're reduced to travelling to middle-of-nowhere countries to flog a game you had nothing to do with.
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:41:27 +0000 Post subject: |
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A sadly accurate description.
Did all twenty people living in New Zealand show up?
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:46:10 +0000 Post subject: |
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There's a sheep orgy on at the same time, so sadly, Hammer's fans had a prior engagement.
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| Posted: Nov, 02, 2009 pm:UTC Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:02:11 +0000 Post subject: |
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Funny, the exact same thing happened here in the states!
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